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Am
I the fool who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the crazy person who
occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the muttonheaded individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am
I the swine who exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the spaz who occasionally lacks common sense?
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- 04/13/01:39
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